Mystery Man: We've met before, haven't we. Fred Madison: I don't think so. Where was it you think we met? Mystery Man: At your house. Don't you remember? Fred Madison: No. No, I don't. Are you sure? Mystery Man: Of course. As a matter of fact, I'm th...
Ed: Do you own a video camera? Renee Madison: No. Fred hates them. Fred Madison: I like to remember things my own way. Ed: What do you mean by that? Fred Madison: How I remembered them. Not necessarily the way they happened.
Ed: Fucker gets more pussy than a toilet seat.
Mr. Eddy: I'm really glad to know you're doin okay. You're *sure* you're okay? Everything alright? Pete Dayton: Yeah? Mr. Eddy: I'm really glad to know you're doin good, Pete. Hey, I want you to talk to a friend of mine. Mystery Man: We've met before...
Pete Dayton: I want you. Alice Wakefield: You'll never have me.
Mr. Eddy: [to a tailgater after running him off the road] Don't tailgate! Don't you fucking ever tailgate! Do you know how much space is needed to stop a car traveling at 35 miles per hour? Six car lengths! Six fuckin' car lengths! That's a hundred a...
Fred Madison: Dick Laurent is dead...
Guard Henry: Man, that wife killer looks pretty fucked up. Guard Mike: Which one? [both laugh]
[in Pete's vision of Alice] Alice Wakefield: Did you want to talk to me? Did you want to ask me "WHY"?
David Bowie: [singing] Funny how secrets travel...
[repeated line] Mystery Man: We've met before, haven't we?
Fred Madison: Where's Alice? Mystery Man: Alice who? Her name is Renee. If she's told you her name is Alice, she's lying. [filled with rage] Mystery Man: [shouts] And your name? What the fuck is your name?
Lou: What a fucking job. Hank: His or ours, Lou? Lou: Ours, Hank.
Mystery Man: Call Me. Dial your number. Go ahead. [Fred dials the number and the Mystery Man answers] Mystery Man: [over the phone] I told you I was here. Fred Madison: [amused] How'd you do that? Mystery Man: Ask me. [Fred's facial expression turns ...
Mr. Eddy: How you doin' Pete? Pete Dayton: Okay. Mr. Eddy: I'm sure you noticed that girl that was with me the other day, good lookin' blonde? She stayed in the car? Her name is Alice. I swear I love that girl to death. If I ever find out that somebo...
Guard Johnny Mack: Captain Luneau? Captain Luneau: Yeah, Mack? Guard Johnny Mack: Captain, this is some spooky shit we got here.
Al: Do you know what I think? Ed: What is it? What is it that you think? Al: There is no such thing as a bad coincidence.
[into a phone] Arnie: There's nine people down here, and you can ask seven of them. If you can get that price from one of them, I'll let you ask the other two.
