Charlotte Haze: Do you believe in God? Humbert Humbert: The question is does God believe in me?
Humbert Humbert: You know, I've missed you terribly. Lolita Haze: I haven't missed you. In fact, I've been revoltingly unfaithful to you. Humbert Humbert: Oh? Lolita Haze: But it doesn't matter a bit, because you've stopped caring anyway. Humbert Hum...
Lolita Haze: Do you always have to shave twice a day? Humbert Humbert: Yes, of course, because all the best people shave twice a day.
Clare Quilty: She's a yellow belt. I'm a green belt. That's the way nature made it. What happens is, she throws me all over the place. Swine: She throws you all over the place? Clare Quilty: Yes. What she does, she gets me in a, sort of, thing called...
Lolita Haze: [on her new husband] Dick's very sweet.
Humbert Humbert: I want you to live with me and die with me and everything with me!
Lolita Haze: 'Fraid someone's gonna steal your ideas and sell 'em to Hollywood, huh?
Humbert Humbert: Well, it's nothing, but... she had an accident. Clare Quilty: Oh gee, she had an accident? That's really terrible, I mean, fancy a fellow's wife having... a normal guy having... his wife having an accident like that. W-what happened ...
[first lines] Humbert Humbert: Quilty! Quilty? Clare Quilty: Ah, wha? Who's there? Humbert Humbert: Are you Quilty. Clare Quilty: No, I'm... Spartacus. You come to free the slaves or sumpn? Humbert Humbert: Are you Quilty? Clare Quilty: Yeah, yeah, I...
Charlotte Haze: Hum, you just touch me and I... I... I go as limp as a noodle. It scares me. Humbert Humbert: Yes, I know the feeling.
Clare Quilty: [looks at bullet hole] Gee... right in the boxing glove.
Humbert Humbert: [to Charlotte Haze] We don't read other people's diaries now, do we?
Clare Quilty: Listen, didn't you... didn't you have a daughter? Didn't you have a daughter with a lovely name? Yeah! A lovely... What was it now? A lovely, lyrical, lilting name, like, uh... uh... Charlotte Haze: Lo-li-ta! Clare Quilty: Lolita, that'...
Charlotte Haze: [to Humbert] Oh, you MAN!
Charlotte Haze: He is a writer and he is not be disturbed! Lolita Haze: [makes the Nazi salute] Sieg heil!
Humbert Humbert: What drives me insane is the twofold nature of this nymphet, of every nymphet perhaps, this mixture in my Lolita of tender, dreamy childishness and a kind of eerie vulgarity. I know it is madness to keep this journal, but it gives me...
Lolita Haze: Why don't we play a game? Humbert Humbert: A game? Come on. No, you get on to room service at once. Lolita Haze: No, really. I learned some real good games in camp. One in "particularly" was fun. Humbert Humbert: Well, why don't you desc...
[last lines] Humbert Humbert: Quilty! Quilty?
