The Beast: [Grabs pistol from brother Sum] Do they make these for men?
[the Soccer boy accidentally kicks his ball to Sing, who does a number of tricks with one foot] Soccer Boy: Wow, can you teach me that? Sing: Sure, lesson ONE! [pops the ball, the little boy starts crying]
Sing: [after noticing the Two Harpists carrying their covered-up harp on their back] Sing: They look like two gravediggers taking one of their customers for a walk.
Brother Sum: Don't block my view!
Donut: [nearing death, grabs the landlord] With great power comes great responsibility... Landlady: Donut, you are badly hurt. You must keep still. Donut: This could be the end of a beautiful friendship! Landlord: Oh, Donut. Tomorrow is another day! ...
Brother Sum: [after dismissing Sing] A bum like that could come in handy.
The Beast: Child's play! I can stop bullets. [smash noise] The Beast: Whoa! [looks down to see that Sing crushed his toe]
Sing's Sidekick: You gave him your life savings? Sing: Yes. I was saving to become a doctor or lawyer... but this was a chance for world peace.
Axe Gang Vice General: Who threw the firecracker?
