Kingsman: The Secret Service Quotes

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Harry Hart: I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.

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Harry Hart: [Quoting Ernest Hemingway] There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.

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[from trailer] Harry Hart: [Quoting William Horman] "Manners maketh man." Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson.

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Harry Hart: [after eating McDonald's food with Valentine] Thank you for such a 'happy' meal.

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Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Sorry, Love. Gotta save the world. Princess Tilde: [In a thick, Swedish accent] If you save the world, We can do it in the asshole. Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: [Calmly] I will be right back.

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Valentine: 'Sup man? Is this the part where you say some... really bad pun? Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: It's like you said to Harry: This ain't that kind of movie, bruv. Valentine: Perfect. [Valentine takes his last breath and slumps down]

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Harry Hart: The suit is the modern gentleman's armour. The Kingsmen are the new knights. Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: How deep does this fuckin' elevator go? Harry Hart: Deep enough.

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Waiter: Would sir care for a drink? Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Martini. Gin, not vodka, obviously. Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth. Thank you.

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Harry Hart: [from trailer] Boys, I've had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well founded, I'd appreciate it if you could just leave us in peace.

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Harry Hart: [from trailer] Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to fight?

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Princess Tilde: [In a thick, Swedish accent] If you save the world, We can do it in the asshole.

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Merlin: [from trailer] You are about to embark on the most dangerous job interview in the world.

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Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Sorry, Love. Gotta save the world.

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Gazelle: Looks like a lot of people are going to die. Valentine: Do I look like I give a fuck?

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Valentine: It's not that kind of a movie.

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[repeated line] Harry Hart: Manners. Maketh. Man.

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[after Eggsy puts on his suit] Merlin: Looking good, Eggsy. Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Feeling good, Merlin.

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Merlin: As some of you will have learned last night, teamwork is paramount here at Kingsman. We're here to enhance your skills and test you to the limit. Which is why you're gonna pick a puppy. Wherever you go, your dog goes. You will care for it. Yo...

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