Ray: [reading Harry's profanity-ridden message] Geez, he's swears a lot, doesn't he?
Ken: [about Ray] Harry, he's definitely gone. Harry: You realize there are no bowling alleys in Bruges. Ken: I realize that, Harry. The boy wanted to have a look anyway. Harry: What are they going to have? A medieval fucking bowling alley?
Harry: [when he meets Eirik, the poof skinhead, with the eye-patch] "Aye-Aye!"
Ken: We're not staying here getting pissed. We are quietly sightseeing, like he says, and awaiting his call to see what we do next. Ray: This is my vote on what we should do. We give it another day, two days, max. Then we check the papers again, and ...
Ken: That there is called the Gruuthuse Museum. Ray: They all have funny names, don't they? Ken: Yes, Flemish. In here it says, 'The Belgians twice sheltered fugitive English Kings from being murdered, 1471 and 1651.' Ray: I used to hate history, did...
Ray: [to Chloe] You can't sell horse tranquilizers to a midget.
Ray: [finding Chloë's drug stash] Cha-ching!
Ray: [to Ken] At what point did all skinheads become poofs?
Priest: [after having been shot] The little boy...
