Ray: Back off, shorty! Jimmy: You don't know karate! [Ray karate chops Jimmy's neck]
Ken: See Jimmy, my wife was black, and I loved her very much. And in 1976, she was murdered by a white man. So where am I supposed to stand in all this blood and carnage? Jimmy: Did they get the guy that did it? Ken: A friend of mine got him. Ray: Ha...
Ray: Do you think this is good? Ken: Do I think what's good? Ray: You know, going around in a boat, looking at stuff? Ken: Yes, I do. It's called sight-seeing.
Ticket Seller: The tower is closed this evening. Ken: No way, it's supposed to be open until seven. Ticket Seller: The tower is usually open until seven, yesterday an American had a heart attack at the tower, today the tower is closed. Harry: [Harry ...
[upon reaching the top of the tower and overlooking the city] Ken: [to himself] I like it here.
Ray: [after Jimmy doesn't wave back to Ray] Little fucking cunt.
Marie: Well, I'm not going anywhere. This is my hotel. So you can fuck off!
Yuri: There are a lot of alcoves in the Astridpark. You use this word, alcoves? Ken: Alcoves, yes. Sometimes. Yuri: There are not many people around in these alcoves at Christmas time. If I were to murder a man I would murder him here. Are you sure t...
Ken: Up there, the top altar, is a vial brought back by a Flemish knight from the Crusades in the Holy Land. And that vial, do you know what it's said to contain? Ray: No, what's it said to contain? Ken: It's said to contain some drops of Jesus Chris...
Ray: Where's my gun? Ken: I'm gonna die now, I think.
Canadian Guy: I don't care if this is the smoking section, she directed right into my face! I don't wanna die just because of your fucking arrogance! Ray: [thinking the tourist is American] Uh huh, is that what the Vietnamese used to say?
Ray: See, Ken, this is the kind of hotel Harry should have put us in. A five-star, with prostitutes in it.
Ray: Where'd you get that gun? Ken: A friend of Harry's. Ray: Fuck, man. Let me see it. [Takes the gun and looks it over] Ray: Silencer, too. Nice. Mine's a bloody girl's gun.
Ray: So Harry Waters wants me dead. What a wanker. Ken: He said this whole trip, this whole being in Bruges thing, was just to give you one last, joyful memory before you died. Ray: [Absolutely stunned] In BRUGES? The Bahamas, maybe. Why fucking Brug...
Ken: [On the phone with Harry] Do you know what that is? Yeah, I know you know it's a train. Do you know what train? Well, it's a train that Ray just got on, and he's alive and he's well, and he doesn't know where he's going and neither do I. So if y...
Ray: A bottle! Don't bother.
Ken: I'm sorry about the message last night. The man who left it is a bit of a... well, he's a bit of a... Marie: Cock? Ken: Yes, a bit of a cock.
[Jimmy shows up wearing a ridiculous costume] Jimmy: It's for the goddamn movie.
