Lucy: All you need is love.
Rita: You think you've got the market cornered on human suffering? Let me tell you something about people like me. People like me feel lost, and little, and ugly, and dispensable. People like me have husbands, screwing other people far more perfect t...
Rita: You answer in one sentence. Ifty: I answer in one sentence. Short and sweet. Tim Curry was a "Sweet Tranvestite" in the 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' Rita: You better make that one word.
Rita: Sam, I worry. I worry sometimes. Sam: Yeah... do you worry that you did something wrong? Rita: No. I worry that I've gotten more out of this relationship than you.
Sam: You think what they think. Rita: It doesn't matter what I think. It matters that we win. Sam: No, you think what they think. You think Sam can't take care of Lucy! Rita: Sam, it doesn't matter what I think! Sam: It matters to me!
Sam: You're going a little faster than everybody else. I was wondering if you noticed that.
Conner Rhodes: Why does your father act like a retard? Lucy: He is.
Rita: Home. Phone Voice: Dialing office. Rita: HOME! Phone Voice: Dialing office. Rita: HOME, GODDAMN IT! Phone Voice: Dialing Dr. Sloan.
[Sam buys a "preowned" answering machine] Ifty: Yeah. It's an outgoing message so I think you need to sound a little more outgoing.
Rita: It's just... I've never lost at anything.
Rita: Sam, I can go at least another nine rounds, but you got to let me in.
Lucy: [being observed] I want no other daddy but you. [turns to the glass] Lucy: [shouts] Did you hear that? I said I didn't want any other daddy but him. Why don't you write that down?
Sam: YOU'RE MY LAWYER! Rita: That's right. Sam: OKAY!
Conner Rhodes: Are you a retard too? Lucy: No! Conner Rhodes: How do you know? Lucy: Because he told me. Conner Rhodes: But he's a retard! Lucy: It takes one to know one.
