Happiness Quotes

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Andy: You think I don't appreciate art? You think I don't understand fashion? You think I'm not hip? You think I'm pathetic? A nerd? A lard-ass fat-so? You think I'm shit? Well, you're wrong, 'cause i'm champagne, and you're shit. Until the day you d...

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Helen Jordan: [picks up phone] Hello? Allen: I know who you are and you are nothing. You think you are fucking something, but you are fucking nothing. You are empty. You are a zero. You are a black hole, and I'm gonna fuck you so bad you'll be coming...

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Diane: I want kids that love me as much as I hated my mother.

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Bill: I wake up happy, feeling good... but then I get very depressed, because I'm living in reality.

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Helen Jordan: I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you. Joy Jordan: But I'm not laughing.

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[after Bill recalls his dream] Psychiatrist: And how is this different? Bill: I don't kill myself at the end.

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Helen Jordan: Anyway, so the police came and looked in her freezer and found baggies filled with the doorman's genitals. Mona: I use baggies. Joy Jordan: Me too. Helen Jordan: Everyone uses baggies, that's why we can all relate to this crime. Don't y...

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Helen Jordan: Y'know, people are always putting New Jersey down. None of my friends can believe I live here. But that's because they don't get it: I'm living in a state of irony.

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Joe: What do you think would happen if I got him a professional... you know... Bill: A professional? Joe: Hooker. You know, the kind that can teach things... first-timers, you know... break him in. Bill: But Joe, he's 11. Joe: You're right, you're ri...

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Helen Jordan: It's just I'm... I'm so tired of being admired all the time. All these men I mean... they're all beautiful, artistic minds, great sex, the whole package, but hollow, you know what I mean? I feel nobody's really honest with me. Nobody wa...

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Detective Berman: Johnny, was there anyone in the last day or two who..."hurt" you? Johnny Grasso: No. I... I... I don't think so. Detective Berman: But someone did hurt you... no, Johnny? Johnny Grasso: No. No-one hurt me. Joe: What do ya mean no? Y...

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Joy Jordan: [singing] It seems the things I've wanted in my life I've never had. And so it's no surprise that living only leaves me sad. Happiness, where are you? I've searched so long for you. Happiness, what are you? I haven't got a clue. Happiness...

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Allen: I don't know I could ever really begin to talk to her. I mean what can I talk about? I have nothing to talk about, I'm boring. And that I know, I've been told before so don't tell me it's not true 'cause it's a fact. I bore the people. People ...

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Trish: How come no matter how much you treat me like shit, I can't help loving you even more?

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Allen: Can I smell your panties?

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Vlad: I love New Jersey. Joy Jordan: Don't you miss Russia? Vlad: Fuck the cunt of Russia. Joy Jordan: Well, I guess it's best to feel that way.

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[last lines] Billy Maplewood: I came.

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Billy Maplewood: [sobbing] ... would you ever fuck me? Bill: No... I'd jerk off instead. [sobs]

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