Cherry: I'm Cherry. Dr. Dakota Block: You sure are.
Eva Krupp: We are now in total control of Pure Wolf!
Abby: I also want your balls.
Zoe: I'll be your slave. I'll do anything you want... I'll even crack your back. Kim: You'll do that anyways. Zoe: Yes, but this time, you won't even have to ask, you can just say "Bitch, do it" and I'll do it.
Stuntman Mike: The woods are lovely dark and deep, and I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep. Did you hear me butterfly? Miles to go before you sleep.
Dr. Dakota Block: And after this one... you'll never see me again.
Lt. Muldoon: Where's... the... shit?
Jungle Julia: The woods are lovely, dark, and deep. Jungle Julia: And I've got promises to keep. Jungle Julia: And miles to go before I sleep. Jungle Julia: Did you hear that butterfly? Jungle Julia: Miles to go before you sleep.
[Machete trailer] Announcer: [voiceover] But they soon realize... The Boss: He's coming after *us*! [cut to Machete opening his jacket to reveal an arsenal of machetes] Announcer: They just fucked with the wrong Mexican!
J.T.: Alright, but you gotta take this recipe to the grave. Sheriff Hague: I think I can god damn guarantee that.
Earl McGraw: [about Doc Block] Never did like that son of a bitch. About as useless as a pecker on a pope.
Pam: So how exactly does one become a stuntman? Stuntman Mike: Well, in Hollywood, anyone fool enough to throw themselves down a flight of stairs can usually find someone to pay them for it. But really, I got into the business the way most people get...
Zoe: You know some cultures might say he made the wiser choice.
Kim: Actually, we're paying you a compliment cause we're gonna do some stupid shit, but that's ok, cause we're stunt people, we ain't got good sense, but you've got good sense, and anybody with good sense ain't gonna wanna do what we're doin'.
Abby: You killed Bin Laden? Lt. Muldoon: I put two in his heart, one in his computer. Wray: So that was you.
[as she beats Dakota's car with a shovel] Babysitter Twin #2: Where do you think you're going, you fucking bitch?
The Rapist: I've seen me a lot of weird shit in my day, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. I seen me a stripper with one breast. And I seen me a stripper with twelve toes. I've even seen me a stripper with no brains at all, but I ain't nev...
Stuntman Mike: How do you think they accomplish that? Pam: CGI? Stuntman Mike: Well, nowadays unfortunately you're right more often than not. But back in the all or nothing days, the Vanishing Point days, the Dirty Mary Crazy Larry days, the White Li...
