[Doug comes into the Sidewinder convience store without a shirt on]
Doug: What's up, Josh? Hey, give me two packs of cigarettes today. Working overtime, sixteen hours.
[Puts malt liquor bottle on the counter]
Doug: And nature's nectar. Wake-up juice. And give me six of these beef jerkies. I'm hungry enough to chew the crotch out of a rag doll.
[the store manager notices him]
Sidewinder Boss: Hey! Hey! You! How many times I tell you? No shirt, no service! Get the hell out of my store! What do you think this is, Club Med?
Doug: It's America, dude. Learn the rules.
Sidewinder Boss: Learn the rules? YOU learn the rules! We Greeks invented democracy!
Doug: You also invented homos.
Sidewinder Boss: Fuck you!
Doug: [with a mouthful of beef jerky] You wish. You gotta buy me dinner first!