Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb Quotes

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President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

President Merkin Muffley: I will not go down in history as the greatest mass-murderer since Adolf Hitler. General "Buck" Turgidson: Perhaps it might be better, Mr. President, if you were more concerned with the American People than with your image in...

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Dr. Strangelove: Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you *keep* it a *secret*! Why didn't you tell the world, EH? Ambassador de Sadesky: It was to be announced at the Party Congress on Monday. As you know, the Premier loves s...

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

[last lines] Dr. Strangelove: Sir! I have a plan! [standing up from his wheelchair] Dr. Strangelove: Mein Führer! I can walk!

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

General "Buck" Turgidson: Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board!

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel... that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there. Colonel "Bat" Guano: That's private property. Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what ...

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Major T. J. "King" Kong: Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills...

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

General "Buck" Turgidson: Mr. President, we must not allow a mineshaft gap!

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water? Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Well, no, I can't say I have.

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war? Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No, I don't think I do, sir, no. General Jack D. Ripper: He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50...

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

General Jack D. Ripper: Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

[first title card] Title Card: It is the stated position of the U.S. Air Force that their safeguards would prevent the occurrence of such events as are depicted in this film. Furthermore, it should be noted that none of the characters portrayed in th...

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Major T. J. "King" Kong: Well, boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio is gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing... but we got one litt...

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

General "Buck" Turgidson: Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

[Strangelove's plan for post-nuclear war survival involves living underground with a 10:1 female-to-male ratio] General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the ...

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Adm. Randolph: Try one of these Jamaican cigars, Ambassador. They're pretty good. Ambassador de Sadesky: Thank you, no. I do not support the work of imperialist stooges. Adm. Randolph: Oh, only commie stooges, huh?

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Major T. J. "King" Kong: Well, boys, I reckon this is it - nuclear combat toe to toe with the Roosskies. Now look, boys, I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches, but I got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important is goin' on back there. ...

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

General Jack D. Ripper: Were you ever a prisoner of war? Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Well... yes I was, matter of fact, Jack. I was. General Jack D. Ripper: Did they torture you? Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, yes they did. I was tortured by the J...

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb