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Joe Lambert: Bonwit Teller. Who the hell would wanna blow up a department store? Connie Kowalski: Did ya ever seen a woman miss a shoe sale?

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John McClane: I had no idea Canada could be this much fun.

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Simon: [addressing his troops] And remember, this is all due to the g-g-g-g-g-g-gullibility of the New York Police Department!

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Simon: [Simon, disguised as a City Engineer, surveying the damage caused by one of his bombs] Holy Toledo! Somebody had fun.

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[Weiss is hardwiring the bomb in Chester A. Arthur Elementary School] Charles Weiss: Six booby traps, four dead ends, "and a Partridge in a pear tree." Okay, honey. Let's dance.

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Kid #1: It's Christmas. You could steal City Hall. John McClane: Come on. [Zeus and John take the kids' bikes] Kid #1: My bike? John McClane: Let's go. Come on. Kid #1: That's my bike! Zeus: Yeah, it's Christmas!

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[Targo's beaten John up, he scrambles away] Mathias Targo: Where are you going, now? You going to arrest me, bunny? Huh? John McClane: [sees chain on ground] I don't think I'm gonna arrest- [grabs chain] John McClane: I'm gonna fuckin'- [uses chain t...

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Raymond: Yo, uncle! Dexter: Come look at this! Zeus: [looks at watch] It's ten after nine. Why aren't you in school? Raymond: Tony wants to sell you this. Zeus: Tony? That no-neck dude they call "Bad T"? Dexter: He says he found it in a dumpster. Zeu...

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Simon: Why was the phone busy? Who were you calling? John McClane: The Psychic Hotline!

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Gang Member: [in German] Nicht schiessen! John McClane: [shoots him] What was that? Mathias Targo: [kicks McClane] He said "Don't shoot!"

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John McClane: Think we should call a fire truck? Zeus: Aw, fuck 'em. Let 'em cook!

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Inspector Cobb: Have you been drinking, McClane? John McClane: No, not since this morning.

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[about to jump onto a subway train] John McClane: This is a bad idea.

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Inspector Cobb: McClane is a toilet bug. John McClane: [puzzled, he whispers] A toilet bug?

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Businessman in Taxi: 112 Wall Street. Zeus Carver: No wait. This isn't a taxi. Businessman in Taxi: Your lights are on. Look, I'll make this very simple. 112 Wall Street, or I'll have your medallion suspended. What you don't like white people? Zeus C...

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Karl: [disgusted, upon seeing McClane's torn and bloodied clothing] Are you all right? John McClane: Yeah, it's laundry day.

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[McClane and Zeus are speeding through Central Park] Zeus: Are you aiming for these people? John McClane: No. Well, maybe that mime.

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[Simon's last line] Simon: [panicking] Get out of here!

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