Gru: You got to be pulling on my leg!
Gru: This is literature? A two year old could have written this!
Gru: It's like my heart is a tooth, and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children.
Agnes: Cool, lets go destroy some other games!
Gru: [Answers cell phone] Hello, Mom. Sorry, I meant to call, but... Gru's Mom: I just wanted to congratulate you on stealing the pyramid. [Gru sighs] Gru's Mom: That was you, wasn't it? Or was it a villain who's actually successful? [laughs] Gru: Ju...
Vector: [stranded on the moon] Oh, poop!
Margo: Oh, uh, can we get stuffed crust? Edith, Agnes, Jerry the Minion, Stuart the Minion: OOOOHHHH, stuffed crust. Gru: I'll stuff you all in the crust! [Agnes giggles] Agnes: You're funny! Gru: Just don't come out of that room again!
Mr. Perkins: Do you know where the shrink ray is? Vector: Duh? Back at my place. Mr. Perkins: Oh, is that right? Back at your place? Oh, that's cool. I guess Gru must just have one that LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE IT! [shows vector the computer shot of Gru wi...
Gru: [to Miss Hattie] You are a beautiful woman. Do you speak Spanish? Miss Hattie: Do I look like I speak Spanish? Gru: You have a face... Como un burro. Miss Hattie: Oh! Well, thank you!
Miss Hattie: I'm here for the girls. I recieved a call that you wanted to return them. And also, I did purchase a Spanish dictionary. [Hits Gru with dictionary] Miss Hattie: I didn't like what you said.
Agnes: Just one more! I accidentally closed my eyes.
[Gru is showing Mr. Perkins his plans, using pictures on an easel] Gru: I fly to the moon, I shrink the moon, I grab the moon, I sit on the toi-let what? [sees a child's drawing in his plans, of himself sitting on a toilet, signed by Edith, the girls...
Mr. Perkins: You don't have it? And yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for money? Gru: Apparently.
Vector: He punched my shark!
Vector: Yeah! You done been shrunk!
Gru: I hate that guy.
Gru: [after giving Vector the moon] Now the girls. Vector: Actually, I'm holding on to them a little longer. Gru: No! Vector: Oh yeah! Unpredictable!
Vector: When I'm done with Gru, he's gonna be begging for mercy!
