Deconstructing Harry Quotes

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Harry Block: All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we chose to distort it.

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[Talking about life] The Devil: It's like Vegas. You're up, you're down, but in the end the house always wins. Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.

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Harry Block: You know, I cannot understand why the most sophisticated of women can't tell the difference between a meaningless, hot, passionate sexual affair and a nice, solid, tranquil, routine marriage. Joan: [breaking down] Tell me, Harry, just te...

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Burt: Do you care even about the holocaust, or do you think it never happened? Harry Block: Not only do I know that we lost 6 million, but the scary thing is that records are made to be broken

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Doris: You have no values. With you its all nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm. Harry Block: Hey, in France I could run for office with that slogan, and win!

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Doris: It's tradition. Harry Block: Tradition is the illusion of permanence.

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Harry Block: Does the president think of fucking every woman he meets? Oh sorry, bad example.

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Grandma: [Unaware that Leslie is fellating Ken because she is blind] Boy, you must really love onions!

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Harry: [to a suffering damned soul in Hell] What did you do? Damned Man: I invented aluminum siding.

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Harry Block: What? You have air-conditioning in Hell? The Devil: Sure! Fucks up the ozone layer!

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Harry Block: The most important words in the English language are not "I love you" but "It's benign."

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Harry Block: Between air conditioning and the Pope, I chose air conditioning.

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Joan: So now you're blaming me because I don't go out with you enough, to meet strangers to FUCK!

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Harry: Cookie, do you know what a black hole is? Cookie: Sure, that's how I make my livin'!

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Harry Block: Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing. Waitressing's gotta be the worst fucking job in the world.

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Harry's Father: I'm a Jew. I don't believe in Heaven. Harry Block: Where do you want to go? Harry's Father: A Chinese restaurant.

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Harry Block: All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

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Harry Block: I'm a guy who can't function well in life but can in art.

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