[the Sumatran rat monkey bites Mum, and she crushes it with the heel of her stiletto] Zoo Keeper: Holy shit! Mum: Look at this! It bit me. I've been savaged! And my dress!
Father McGruder: Lionel, despite being deprived of his father at an early age, was blessed with an abundance of motherlove. [Mum's hand smashes through her coffin lid and tries to strangle Lionel]
Roger: You know what they are saying about you don't you? You've got funny in the head! A real bloody weirdo!
Father McGruder: The Devil's among us!
Uncle Les: That's someone doing the business!
Mum: [about Paquita] I'll tell you what she is. She's EXPERIENCED.
Mum: [Waving a knife around] Look at this dust! It's an inch thick!
Void: What are you doing with this thing? Digging up a few stiffs?
Mum: [Grossly deformed and gigantic] Come to mummy Lionel!
Mum: YOU will look after me, Lionel.
Uncle Les: There's thousands of them!
Uncle Les: [to Paquita] Ooh I bet you go off like a rocket!
[Seconds before being devoured by zombies] Intellectual: Some of my best friends are pedophiles!
[after Lionel crashes into the church hugging his mother's 'corpse'] Nora Matheson: He was always dreadfully attached to Vera. Father McGruder: Well I've seen some displays of grief in my day, but nothing quite like that.
Uncle Les: [Wielding a knife and a cleaver and faced with a horde of zombies] Step right up you greebo bastards!
Mum: There's a beetle. Under the fridge! Horrid little creature scuttled right in front of me! I though I told you spray this house! The place is infested with vermin.
