Randal Graves: Hey! Freddy fucking Mercury! Where the fuck is Kelly?
Sexy Stud: [pointing at the donkey] This is Kelly!
Randal Graves: I thought that was the sexy stud.
Sexy Stud: *I'm* the sexy stud.
Randal Graves: But this donkey is a dude!
Sexy Stud: Kelly can be a guy's name too. Hey!
[Randal shrugs and sits down]