Elias: Randal...
[Holds up onion ring]
Elias: "One ring to rule them all."
Randal Graves: And you wonder why no chick'll let you stick your cock in her.
Elias: I never wondered that.
Randal Graves: Yeah, 'cause you've accepted the fact that you'll never get a chick a long time ago.
Elias: I could get a chick if I wanted.
Randal Graves: Who are you kidding? You can't get a chick ya mook, you're too weird and sad.
Elias: [Throws down onion ring and storms up to Randal] I turn down chicks left and right.
Randal Graves: Your chicks are your "left" and "right."
Elias: Yeah right, what do you know?
Randal Graves: Ahh, I know that you're a huge fucking nerd of Potsie-like proportions, and no chicks dig nerds. Especially nerds that are into Lord of the Rings.
Elias: Chicks dig Lord of the Rings, Randal.
Randal Graves: Yeah. The kind of chicks that are into swords and elves and shit, and I wouldn't fuck them with the torch of Gondor.
Elias: Oh, you're so gross!