Reggie Lampert: Not until you proof to me that you're really Brian Crookshank.
Brian Crookshank: All right, one day next week I'll put it on a marriage license. How about that...?
Reggie Lampert: [interrupting] Quit stalling. I want some identification, now!
Brian Crookshank: I wouldn't lie on a license. I could go to jail...
Reggie Lampert: [interrupting] You can't prove it to me, can you? You're still trying to - Marriage license! Did you say marriage license?
Brian Crookshank: Now don't change the subject, just give me the stamps.
Reggie Lampert: Oh! Oh, I love you Adam, Alex, Peter, Brian, whatever your name is. Oh, I love you. I hope we have a lot of boys and we can name them all after you.
Brian Crookshank: Before we start that, may I have the stamps?