Being John Malkovich Quotes

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Charlie: Hot lesbian witches! It's fucking genius!

Being John Malkovich

Craig Schwartz: I was thinking about what you were saying the other day, about the orientation film being bullshit. Maxine: Yes? Craig Schwartz: I think maybe you're on to something. Maxine: And fifty other lines to get into a girl's pants.

Being John Malkovich

Maxine: Here's the thing: If you ever get me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me.

Being John Malkovich

Charlie: You're nuts to let a girl go that calls you Lotte, I tell you that as a friend.

Being John Malkovich

Dr. Lester: Hello, Mr. Juarez. Craig Schwartz: Dr. Lester, My name is Craig Schwartz, a small mixup with your secretary... Dr. Lester: [into intercom] Security!

Being John Malkovich

Craig Schwartz: [as Maxine Puppet] Tell me, Craig, why do you like puppetering? Craig Schwartz: [as Craig Puppet] Well Maxine, I'm not sure exactly. Perhaps the idea of becoming someone else for a little while. Being inside another skin - thinking di...

Being John Malkovich

Dr. Lester: My spunk is to you manna from heaven...

Being John Malkovich

Floris: I can't understand a word you're saying [pauses] Floris: asshole.

Being John Malkovich

[last lines] Craig Schwartz: [voiceover] Maxine. Maxine, I love you, Maxine. Oh, look away. Look away. Look away. Look away. Look away. Look away. Look away. Look away.

Being John Malkovich

Woman in Elevator: Seven and a half, right? Craig Schwartz: Yuh. Woman in Elevator: I'll take you through it.

Being John Malkovich

[a truck drives by and the driver hits Malkovich's head with a can] Driver: Hey Malkovich, think fast!

Being John Malkovich

Craig Schwartz: Do you know what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?

Being John Malkovich

Craig Schwartz: You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes. Then after about 15 minutes, you're spit out into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike!

Being John Malkovich

Charlie: Truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy.

Being John Malkovich

Dr. Lester: She's got her doctorate in speech impedimentology from Case Western.

Being John Malkovich

Craig Schwartz (in John Malkovich): You see, Maxine, it isn't just playing with dolls. Maxine: You're right, my darling, it's so much more. It's playing with people!

Being John Malkovich

Craig Schwartz: Can I buy you a drink, Maxine? Maxine: Are you married? Craig Schwartz: Yes, but enough about me.

Being John Malkovich

Dr. Lester: I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech.

Being John Malkovich