Batman Quotes

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The Joker: Darling, I've got to get you to the church on time.

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Commissioner Jim Gordon: This is Commissioner Gordon! I want him taken alive! I repeat: Any man who opens fire on Jack Napier will answer to me!

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The Joker: Who is that loss? Bob the Goon: It's Knox. The Joker: Bad tie.

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Batman: You weigh a little more than a hundred and eight. Vicki Vale: Oh really! Batman: Let's go.

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Vicki Vale: I'm reading your stuff. Alexander Knox: Well, I'm reading yours. Vicki Vale: Hi! I'm Vicki Vale.

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Jack Napier: Why, Eckhardt, you oughta think about the future. Eckhardt: You mean when you run this show? You ain't got no future, Jack! You're an A-1 nut boy and Grissom knows it! [Jack pushes Eckhardt against the wall, and Eckhardt whips out his gu...

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Joker: At midnight, I will dump twenty million in cash on the crowd. Don't worry about me, I've got enough. The Mayor: We are not prepared to discuss any deals. Joker: [pushes the Mayor off the TV] You heard it folks. Twenty million.

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Alexander Knox: Maybe it should be Bruce Vain!

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Mugger: "Man, let's go! Let's go, Jack!"

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The Joker: It can be truly said, that I have a bat in my belfry. [laughs] The Joker: Shall we dance?

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Batman: See that thing on my belt? Grab it! Whatever you do, don't let go.

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Bruce Wayne: Let me tell you about this guy I know. Jack. Mean kid. Bad seed. Hurt people. The Joker: I like him already.

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[after revealling his latest "work", Alicia] The Joker: Well, I'm no Picasso, but do you like it?

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The Joker: It's time to retire! Feel free to drop in.

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[reaches for a pair of glasses in his pocket and puts them on] The Joker: You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? Huh? [Batman punches him]

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The Joker: We've got a flying mouse to kill, and I wanna clean my claws.

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The Joker: They don't make 'em like they used to! Do they, eh? Eh, Batsy?

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[upon entering the museum] Joker: Gentlemen! Let's broaden our minds. Lawrence?

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