Alexander Knox: The rich. You know why they're so odd? Because they can afford to be.
Jack Napier: Eckheardt! think a bout the future!
Knox: Lieutenant, is there a six-foot bat in Gotham City? And if so, is he on the police payroll? And if so, what's he pulling down... after taxes?
Alicia: [Bob brings Alicia in] Jack, you said I could watch you improve the paintings. The Joker: Well I'm in trouble now.
Joker: [shows up unexpectedly at Vicki's place] Miss me? Nice place you've got here. Lots of space. Uh, Vicki, we've really got to have a talk. I'm very upset. We were having dinner. I was a man doing well with a beautiful woman. And without so much ...
Joker: [sees Bruce Wayne enter the room] Well, Miss Vale, another rooster in the henhouse.
The Joker: [after shooting Bruce Wayne] Why is it everytime I come for you somebody always gets in the way?
Vicki Vale: Aww! He took the film!
The Joker: Into the air, Junior Birdman! Missed me!
Jack Napier: Decent people shouldn't live here. They'd be happier someplace else. Alicia: Pretty tough talk about Carl. Jack Napier: Don't worry about it. If this clown could touch Grissom, I'd have handed him his lungs by now. Alicia: If Grissom kne...
[Jack Napier is confronted with Batman for the first time] Jack Napier: Nice outfit!
[Joker gives someone a hand and electrocutes him] Joker: Oh, I got a live one here!
Vicki Vale: I just gotta know, are we gonna try to love each other? Bruce Wayne: I'd like to. But he's out there right now. And I've gotta go to work.
Batman: You killed my parents. The Joker: What? What? What are you talking about? Batman: I made you, you made me first. The Joker: Hey, bat-brain, I mean, I was a kid when I killed your parents. I mean, I say "I made you" you gotta say "you made me....
[Last lines] Alfred Pennyworth: I thought champagne would be in order, ma'am. Vicki Vale: Hi, Alfred. Alfred Pennyworth: Mr. Wayne told me to tell you that he might be a little late. Vicki Vale: I'm not a bit surprised.
[Jack is primping in front of a mirror] Alicia: You look fine. Jack Napier: I didn't ask.
The Joker: Joker here. TV Technician: We got interference. Call the OB unit, will ya? The Joker: Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which *were* true under that fiend, Boss Grissom. He *was* a thief, and a terrorist. On the oth...
[the Batwing is flying at Joker] The Joker: Come on, you gruesome son of a bitch! Come to me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Come on!
