Steve Rogers: But if you put the hammer in an elevator? Tony Stark: It'll still go up. Steve Rogers: Elevator's not worthy.
Maria Hill: [from trailer] All set up boss. Tony Stark: Actually he's the boss. [points to Captain America] Tony Stark: I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.
Thor: [about The Vision] If he can wield the Hammer, he can keep the Stone.
Tony Stark: [Entering a room full of Hydra soldiers] Guys, lets talk about this... [Shoots all the Hydra men non-fatally with tiny guided missiles] Tony Stark: Good talk. Background voice: No, it wasn't!
Thor: [about Asgardian mead] It is not meant for mortal men. Stan Lee: Neither was Omaha Beach, blondie! Stop trying to scare us, come on! Thor: All right. [pours a glass for Lee - cut to Lee being carried off in a daze] Stan Lee: Excelsior...
Steve Rogers: [relieved] Nick Fury, you son of a bitch! Nick Fury: Whoa ho ho! You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Steve Rogers: You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed... walk it off.
Thor: The girl tried to warp my brain! Take special care, I doubt if humans can keep her at bay! Fortunately, I am mighty... [enters a vision]
[Tony tries to lift the Mjölnir] Tony Stark: If I lift it, do I get to rule Asgard? Thor: Yes, of course. Tony Stark: I will be fair, but firmly cruel. Thor: No, I'm sure.
[repeated line] Pietro Maximoff: You didn't see that coming?
Tony Stark: [Searching for secret door] Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door... [Finds and opens secret door] Tony Stark: Yay!
Ultron: How do you hope to stop me? Tony Stark: Like the old man said, Together.
[after fighting off Ultron drones] Thor: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO? [Ultron laughs, and summons more drones] Steve Rogers: You had to ask... Ultron: [With his arms outstretched] THIS is the best I can do. This is what I've been waiting for. All of ...
[Rhodey and Stark use their armored hands to TRY to budge Thor's hammer] Colonel James Rhodes: Are we even pulling? Tony Stark: Are you on my team? Colonel James Rhodes: Just represent! PULL!
Ultron: Stark asked for a savior, and settled for a slave. The Vision: I suppose we're both disappointments. Ultron: [laughs] I suppose we are. The Vision: Humans are odd. They think order and chaos are somehow opposites and try to control what won't...
Ultron: [to the Avengers] I know you're good people. I know you mean well. But you just didn't think it through. There is only one path to peace... your extinction.
Clint Barton: The city is flying and we're fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. Nothing makes sense.
