Ash: [to Arthur] You know your shoe lace is untied.
Ash: So what's the deal? Can you send me back or not? Wiseman: Only the Necronomicon has the power. An unholy book which we also require. Within its pages are passages that can send you back to your time. Only you the promised one can quest for it. A...
Cowardly Warrior: You can count on my steel.
Ash: I know you're scared; we're all scared, but that doesn't mean were cowards. We can take these skeletons, we can take them, with science.
Ash: We can take these Deadites, we can take 'em! With science.
Ash: [after crushing skeletons with boulders] Ooh that's gotta hurt.
Evil Ash: I'll spoil those good looks back stabber.
Skeleton: [Upon seeing demonic Sheila] There's a sight for sore bones.
Sheila: [after been converted by the deadites, she pulls back her veil revealing a rather pasty looking complexion] I may be bad, but I feel... good.
