Ash: Yeah! [after shooting King Arthur's sword in half] Ash: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting g...
Ash: Klaatu Barada Nikto. Wiseman: Well, repeat them. Ash: Klaatu Barada Nikto. Wiseman: Again. Ash: I got it, I got it! I know your damn words, alright?
[last lines] Ash: [voiceover] Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I *am* king. [Ash grabs girl close] Ash: Hail to the king, baby. [Ash kisses the girl]
[In a passionate moment of romance] Ash: Gimme some sugar, baby.
Ash: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
Duke Henry: You Sir, are not one of my vassals... who are you? Ash: Who wants to know? Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples. Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal...
Ash: Klaatu Barada N... Necktie... Neckturn... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Klaatu... Barada... N... [coughs] Ash: [pause] Okay then... that's it!
[Upon getting the powered glove in place of his right hand] Ash: Groovy.
Old Woman: I'll swallow your soul! Ash: Come get some.
Ash: Hail to the king, baby.
Ash: [to the Witch] Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!
Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store. Possessed woman: Who the hell are you? Ash: Name's Ash. [cocks rifle] Ash: Housewares.
Sheila: I may be bad... but I feel gooood.
Ash: It's a trick. Get an axe.
Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private? Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts? Ash: Nope. Just me baby... Just me.
Sheila: You found me beautiful once... Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!
