[last lines] John 'Bluto' Blutarsky: No Prisoners!
Doug Neidermeyer: A Pledge Pin! On your Uniform!
Pinto: OK, so that means that our whole solar system could be like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being Giggle. This is nuts! That means that one tiny atom in my fingernail could be... Jennings: ...could be one tiny little univer...
Babs: [Meeting Larry and Kent for the first time] A wimp and a blimp!
Otter: Ah, she broke our date. Boon: Washing her hair? Otter: Dead mother.
Hoover: Hey are you guys coming down? [Boon and Otter look at Hoover] Hoover: There happen to be 50 people downstairs waiting to try and get into this fraternity. Otter, you are the rush chairman. I think you should be present at the rush party.
Dean Vernon Wormer: You better tell Mr. Stratton and Mr. Schoenstein exactly what I am about to tell you now.