Susana: [to Octavio] You and your plans. You know what my grandmother used to say? If you want to make God laugh... tell Him your plans.
El Chivo: At the time, I thought there were more important things than being with you and your mom. I wanted to set the world right, and then share it with you. I failed, as you can see.
El Chivo: So how shall we call my dog? Luis Miranda Solares: I don't know, "LostDog"? El Chivo: [sarcastically] You have a good imagination, you must be in advertisement!
El Chivo: Do you want something to drink? I've got rum, water and milk. Luis Miranda Solares: What are you gonna do with me? El Chivo: What does that mean? rum, water or milk? Luis Miranda Solares: My question means what it means!
Daniel: I'll be back around two, okay, hon? Valeria: If you never come back it's okay too, bastard.
Octavio: [to his brother Ramiro after being threatened] Being tough won't make you smart.
Octavio: [to Susana numerous times] If not now, then when?
[at the Supermarket] Ramiro: Did you find everything you needed? Octavio: I am just missing some condoms. I didn't find my size.
El Chivo: [to his newfound dog, Blackie, after misbehaving] It's not right, asshole!
Ramiro: If you don't fuck off, I'll kick your fucking ass! Octavio: I'm not scared of you. [Octavio headbutts Ramiro]
Luis Miranda Solares: Is this kidnapping or robbery? El Chivo: It could be the last day of your life.
El Chivo: [to Aunt Luisa] You're hostile, sister-in-law.
Octavio: Come away with me.
