Joe: I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.
Joe: When a man's got money in his pocket he begins to appreciate peace.
[Having said "get three coffins ready" earlier] Joe: My mistake. Four coffins...
Joe: You see, I understand you men were just playin' around, but the mule, he just doesn't get it. Course, if you were to all apologize... [Men Laugh] Joe: I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets th...
Marisol: Why are you doing this for us? Joe: Because I knew someone like you once and there was no one there to help. Now, get moving.
[last lines] Joe: Mmh. Well, guess your government will be glad to see that gold back. Silvanito: And you? You don't want to be here when they get it, eh? Joe: You mean the Mexican goverment on one side? Maybe the Americans on the other side? Me righ...
Joe: Get three coffins ready.
Joe: You shoot to kill, you better hit the heart. Your own words, Ramone. [Ramone fires off two shots, but The Man With No Name stands right back up] Joe: The heart, Ramone. Don't forget the heart. Aim for the heart, or you'll never stop me.
Joe: To kill a man you shoot him in the heart. Isn't that what you said, Ramon?
Chico: Our orders are to make sure he does not die... but also to make sure he regrets the day he was born.
John Baxter: Wait! Ramon! We'll pack up we'll leave, anything! Ramon Rojo: Are you sure Baxter? John Baxter: I swear it Ramon. Ramon Rojo: Maybe you should discuss it with your wife. I don't think she'll be too happy! [shoots him]
Esteban Rojo: My name is Esteban Rojo, my bother aked me to... what are you doing? Joe: Moving. Esteban Rojo: Don't you know all our men sleep here with us? Joe: Well that's all very cozy, but I don't find you men all that appealing.
Joe: Every town has a boss. Silvanito: Yes, but when there are two around, I'd say there is one too many!
Silvanito: I'm alive, and I want to remain with the living, understand? And when I'm dead, I want to remain with the dead. And I would be unhappy if somebody living forces me to remain with the living.
Joe: When a man with .45 meets a man with a rifle, you said, the man with a pistol's a dead man. Let's see if that's true. Go ahead, load up and shoot.
Joe: [after saving Marisol and her family and giving them money] Marisol: Why do you do it for us? Joe: Why? I knew someone like you once. There was no one to there to help. Now get moving.
Baxter gunman #1: [to Joe] Well, I suppose you could try getting a job as a scarecrow. Baxter Gunman 2: No, the crows are liable to scare him maybe.
Silvanito: [Joe asks who Marisol is] She is a woman. And Ramon is madly in love with her. Joe: Everyone talks about Ramon. Kind of curious to meet him. Silvanito: If you are smart, you will stay clear of Ramon for as long as possible!
