I had a dream about you. I asked you to dance, and you said you already had a partner. That was when I noticed you were embracing a mannequin, and I felt my face get flushed and I felt flustered. It’s embarrassing when a mannequin is a better dancer than you, but at least I was more agile than my grandpa, who was making a fool of himself in the bathroom as he tried to tango with a urinal.