Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC Quotes

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The unlikely group that resulted from the union of five diverse characters in their late twenties operated with surprising harmony. This cohesiveness could be attributed to two factors: 1) everyone’s issues and embarrassing pasts were plainly discl...

Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

Every human relationship begins with a coincidence. Even the most fundamental relationship - that of parent and child - begins entirely with a coincidence. The child is produced by whatever serendipity brought its parents together, and the fact that ...

Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

Can I speak to Sayvyer, please?” “You’re looking for the savior? At 1:15 a.m.?” “No. her name’s Sayvyer.” “There’s no savior here. Especially not at 1:15 a.m.

Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

Dating someone exclusively for four months in New York is like four years in Anchorage.

Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

But despite these and many other differences, Evan and Heeb had become close friends – an improbability that could have been produced only by the even greater improbabilities that brought them together.

Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

I got it! I got it!” Heeb declared triumphantly. Evan stopped in the middle of his kitchenette to hear Heeb’s idea. “Sex in the Title.” “Yeah, that’s what you’ve been saying I need.” “No, that’s the title: ‘Sex in the Title.’�...

Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

What’s SQ?” asked Evan. “Sexual Quotient.” “What’s that?” “Basically, it’s your odds of getting laid. Everyone has an SQ. just like everyone has an IQ.” “I’ve never heard that term before.” “That’s because I made it up.�...

Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

And as their penile pain began to subside, the two men were able to form more complex thoughts, resulting in a collaborative work: the development of a worldview that might be described as “penilosophy.

Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

What’s a TH?” “A Traffic Hazard,” Heeb clarified. “Oh you mean because the woman is so hot she’ll take your eyes off the road?” Narc confirmed. “Exactly.

Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

I’m just not ready to give myself up, Sammy. I mean, there’s something perfect about virginity, and I haven’t found someone who deserves to take that perfection from me…” “You’re loco, Carlos. Insane. Totally crazy… Most guys think th...

Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

The official recruiting process for their posse began. Because Carlos, Narc, and Trevor each had high SQs, Heeb and Evan reasoned that adding the three to their group would raise the average SQ of each group member (much the way that colleges recruit...

Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

Having had virtually no contact with the outside world for the last few weeks, Evan had temporarily forgotten the social norms governing shopping conduct or approaching celebrities in public.

Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

The male tax?” “Yeah. The tax that men have to pay for not having to menstruate every month. Or risk getting pregnant. Or deal with the physically stronger sex in a macho world… Women have to put up with all that stuff, so the least we men can ...

Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

Check my riddle, and I’ll let you play my fiddle.

Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

Oh. Well was this your first time painting a live model?” She nodded her head, with an almost guilty look on her face. “What’s it like?” “Hard,” she replied.

Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

So...Now that we got that over with, let's get back to love at first sight, Evan said. Not infatuation at first sight...Love. With a capital L, he clarified. Love? Heeb asked, playfully pretending not to know the concept. Yeah. The real thing. The co...

Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

People should think that being a writer is cool. Even if you’re just a starving writer. Besides, most great writers were starving at one point or another. It comes with the title.

Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC