Patrick Bateman: I'm leaving. I've assessed the situation, and I'm going.
Jack O'Donnell: Carter's shitting enough bricks to build the pyramids.
Arthur: We all gonna be big stars some day.
[post credits scene] Thanos: Fine, I'll do it myself.
Jim Gordon: [sideswipes several cars with the Tumbler; grimaces] Sorry!
Batman: Well, Sergeant... Jim Gordon: It's Lieutenant now.
Henri Ducard: Theatricality and deception are powerful agents.
[Driving the Batmobile, Gordon squeals to a stop before Wayne Tower] Pedestrian: Nice ride!
Jim Gordon: We need reinforcements! TAC teams, SWATs, riot cops! Loeb: Gordon! Gordon! All the city's riot police are on the island with you. Jim Gordon: Well, they're completely incapacitated!
Batman: [to James Gordon] Watch for my sign.
Reverend Cleophus James: Praise God! Elwood: And God bless the United States of America!
Cheech: It stinks on fucking hot ice.
Cheech: You're lucky you're Nick's girl! Olive: You're lucky you're an idiot!
Andrew: Yo wastoid, you're not gonna blaze up in here.
[after failing to sexually perform with Bonnie] Clyde Barrow: 'Least I ain't a liar.
Eversmann: Remember, we're Rangers not some sorry-ass JROTC. We're Elite. Let's act like it out there. Hoo-ah? Rangers: Hoo-ah!
Debbie: Dad did it with this woman from work but they don't think I know.
The Monster: [realizes Dr. Pretorius isn't working] WOOORK!
Barton: W.P. Mayhew? The writer? W.P. Mayhew: Just Bill, please. Barton: [screaming] BILL! You're the finest novelist of our time.
Riggan: She does look like she licked a homeless guy's ass.
Colonel Nicholson: What have I done?
