Snow White: Supper's not quite ready. You'll just have time to wash. Dwarfs: [in unison] Wash? Grumpy: [scoffs] I knew there's a catch to it!
Shrek: That'll do, Donkey. That'll do.
Teddy Daniels: We are duly appointed Federal Marshals.
Q: Good luck out there in the field... And please return the equipment in one piece.
Middle Jamal: The guide book was written by a bunch of lazy good-for-nothing Indian beggars!
Police Inspector: Well, well. The Slumdog Barks.
Prem Kumar: The chaiwalah has done it again!
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: Drop the gun, fat boy.
[last lines] Marylin Delpy: You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be.
Evan: Oh, I have to go. Seth: What,? You're just gonna let me sit here and eat dessert alone like I'm Steven fucking Glandsberg? [camera pans over to Steven eating alone and staring into a distance]
Alvin Straight: I haven't had a drink in a lotta years, but now I'm gonna have me a cold beer.
[Gondorff enters the poker game pretending to be drunk] Henry Gondorff: Sorry I'm late. I was taking a crap.
Newscaster: Is Terrance and Philip affecting America's youth? Here with that report is a midget in a bikini.
Luke Skywalker: I'm not such a bad pilot myself.
Caden Cotard: I don't know what I'm doing.
Woody: Ride like the wind, Bullseye.
Travis Bickle: Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk.
Jake Hoyt: Its not so fun when the rabbit has a gun.
Mirador Motel night manager: It STINKS in here!
Rooster Cogburn: Well, sister, the time has come for me to ride hard and fast.
Nauls: Maybe we at war with Norway?
