Mr. Collins: Charlotte, come here. Charlotte Lucas: Has the pig escaped again? [looks out window] Charlotte Lucas: Oh. It's Lady Catherine.
[from trailer] Lydia Bennet: [excited] He's single. Kitty Bennet: [excited] He's single.
Mr. Bingley: [Flustered after visiting with the Bennett's had not gone as hoped] She was going to say "sit down", and...
Jordi: I like porn set in castles. The girls are fancier, cleaner.
Porco Rosso: I'm a pig. I don't fight for honor. I fight for a paycheck.
Charlotte: Christ, what a dump! Quentin: I hoped you'd like it.
Dinah Lord: Oh, it won't rain. Tracy won't stand for it.
Mean Freshman Girl: Nice trapper keeper, faggot!
[last lines] Rama: No... I'm done.
[Discussing the fate of the Ark] Maj. Eaton: We have top men working on it right now. Indiana: Who? Maj. Eaton: Top... men.
[first lines] John T. Chance: Joe, you're under arrest.
Captain Darrow: Maybe now they'll pay up. Captain Hendrix: Maybe now they won't, captain. Captain Darrow: Then maybe we need to execute a few hostages.
Big Tim: I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air.
[chanting] Tappy Tibbons: Be excited, be, be excited.
Sheriff of Nottingham: You're under arrest for high treason to the crown!
[first lines] Joey Gazelle: [while frantically driving] Come on! Come on, kid! The fuck? Look at me. Fuck! Come on Oleg, stay with me. Come on. Come on! Come on, kid. We're gonna make it. Oleg Yugorsky: We're gonna crash!
Cop on SWAT Team: [preparing to break down a door] SWAT goes before dicks.
Sign: Peace is our Profession.
Walt Disney: [preparing tea] And a spoonful of sugar? P.L. Travers: No, I think I'll have whiskey.
Cardinal Roark: [holding Kevin's head before Marv kills him] We're going home, Kevin.
Ed: Don't forget to kill Philip!
