Yuri Orlov: They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
Ben: Usually I start the month with a postman.
[repeated line] King Arthur: Run away!
King Arthur: NI. Sir Bedevere: NOU. King Arthur: No, NI. Sir Bedevere: NOU. King Arthur: No No, NI... NI. Sir Bedevere: No,No,No,No... NI.
[first lines] King Arthur: Whoa, there!
Mike: You're the boss! You're the boss! You're the big, hairy boss!
[repeated line] Colonel Hugh Pickering: Well, I'm dashed!
Alfred P. Doolittle: I knew she had a career in front of 'er!
Scott Smith: Looks like you're gonna make it to fifty after all.
[on the troops] Mushu: Beautiful, isn't it? Mulan: They're disgusting. Mushu: No, they're men. And you'll have to act just like them, so pay attention.
Keeper of the Seeds: Kaboom!
Christian: We were off to the Moulin Rouge and I was to perform my poetry for Satine.
[Chris is driving the hearse up to Boot Hill; Vin is riding shotgun] Chris: We'll get there. Vin: It's not getting up there that bothers me. It's staying up there that I mind.
[while reconnoitering the casinos] Virgil Malloy: [makes a note] Leaving at 10:44. Turk Malloy: 10:46, get a watch that works.
Basher: So unless we intend to do this job in Reno, we're in barney. [everyone pauses] Basher: Barney Rubble. [they look bewildered] Basher: Trouble!
Mi-do: Very lonely people that I met... they all hallucinated ants at one time.
Boss Spearman: We come for justice, not vengeance. Now them is two different things. Charley Waite: Not today they ain't.
Boss Spearman: We'll drink to good health for them that have it comin'.
[about Chris' bone-density scanner] Homeless Guy #1: It's a time machine... I know it's a time machine... Christopher Gardner: [voice-over] This machine in my lap? It is not a time machine.
Maximillian Cohen: 10:28. Results: bullshit.
Walter Stuckel: It is my job to keep this very, very, very, very QUIET!
