In 'Deadwood,' it was just extremely unaesthetic. They actually put underarm merkins on and covered me with dirt!
Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
I have such a little face.
I have a house here in California and come back every month and a half to see my kids. And they come to New York.
I'm ready to do a Woody Allen comedy.
But basically, I'm trying to write a fun story.
Everybody I know is a joke writer.
We began a series of court battles for nine months, while I was attending classes by telephone.
Sometimes I feel like I'm sailing on a sunken dream
Having a spine is overrated. If everybody squealed and ran away, there'd be no more wars.
I have lost my short-term memory - I'm just getting blonder by the day.
I walk a lot. It keeps me in shape and clears my head.
I don't like looking outrageous.
It seems to me that an unjust law is no law at all.
If I'm confirmed, I'll be myself.
Doctors say there's no such thing as chemo brain, but ask any chemo patient.
Last guys don't finish nice.
Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.
I think every red-blooded male enjoys brandishing a firearm.
I'm much more prone to feeling down a lot. I just feel sluggish and unmotivated.
For every issue, I send four pages of finished marginals and they select the ones they need.
