I know what it takes to get to the top.
Don't peak in high school.
When I was younger, I actually wanted to be a CIA agent. Really. I even did the online questionnaire.
Printing currency for foreigners to buy is the best racket a government can get into.
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. ~Mae West
We write the earth we stand upon.
Alles van waarde is weerloos, wordt van aanraakbaarheid rijk.
Don't get it right - get it WRITTEN!
I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.
I'm a walking, talking enigma.
I'm one of the idiots that negotiates after I write.
I don't like to have really any expectations for myself.
When I was younger, I was afraid to be myself.
No one wants to see a tattoo on a stomach.
I refresh Twitter as thoughtlessly as some twirl their hair.
Everyone needs something from me.
I have an agent now.
The wife's run off with the bloke next door. I do miss him.
I think Democrats keep the commandments of the Lord more.
I think I'm pretty down to earth.
I feel like we need more aggression today.
