Right now, half the world is depressed and they need to be entertained.
I don't do the same show on any two nights.
Some historians hold that history is just one damned thing after another.
When my daughter wanted a toy and I had to check the price of it before buying it - that was one of the worst feelings.
I like the Kardashians, but I do keep them on the top of my prayer list.
When I first ran for Congress in 1998, people counted me out.
Typically, a book takes me about a year to write.
It's obvious that my brain isn't what it used to be.
What I do has to be a function of what I can do, not a function of what people ask me to do.
Each year is a new year.
Reputation is a timely subject, now that nobody has one.
'America' is synonymous with opportunity.
It's so thrilling to be intimidated.
Magazine articles are the new books.
There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake.
Chris Guest is the godfather of improvisational comedy.
I replaced Walsh, I replaced Blackmore, now I just gotta be me.
This is not a battle between the United States of America and terrorism, but between the free and democratic world and terrorism.
It was ingrained in me to be gracious.
I had to have a large kitchen because I look to cook.
I used to be a major people pleaser, but that way purgatory lies.
