Stupidity is the deliberate cultivation of ignorance.
The people I hang out with tend to use Macs, not that I think they're necessarily superior.
Everybody needs one essential friend.
The easiest thing to do on earth is not write.
The burnt odor in Washington is from the disintegrating authority of the governing classes.
I got into television in 1998 when I didn't have a computer or even an email address.
Unintentional comedy is comedy just the same.
We fear men so much, because we fear God so little.
The future is already here – it's just not evenly distributed.
I looked up fairness in the dictionary and it was not there.
Insecure or homicidal: the adjectives don't bother me one bit.
Is this a kissing book?
I write out of revenge.
I tend not to look back. It's confusing.
When you're young, you're stupid.
I don't spend sleepless nights over getting very bad reviews.
I'm not an interviewer. I have conversations.
We need just two players to be a contender. Just Babe Ruth and Sandy Koufax.
Nobody likes to be picked on. Nobody.
Egypt is a sovereign nation.
Elected presidents are for countries.
