Brett: Here kitty, kitty, kitty. Meaow. Here Jonesy.
Ash: Oh, Mother says the sun's coming up in twenty minutes
Hicks: Remember: short, controlled bursts.
Ripley: Hicks, don't let him leave. Hicks: We ain't goin' anywhere.
Teddy Brewster: Mr. Witherfork! Mr. Witherspoon: Spoon! [Mortimer hands him a spoon]
[Meeting with Dr. Gilchrist in the cemetery] Mortimer Brewster: Pull up a tombstone!
Teddy Brewster: [as Theodore Roosevelt] I'll be in my office vetoing bills.
Mortimer Brewster: Certainly there are thirteen bodies in the cellar and there are hundreds more in the attic!
Mortimer Brewster: Even the cat's in on it!
Teddy Brewster: [to Mr. Witherspoon] Mr. Witherfork. Mr. Witherspoon: "Spoon".
Lt. Rooney: What has occurred?
Iago: Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts. Jafar! Jafar, get a grip! [Jafar grabs Iago by the throat] Iago: Ack! Good grip.
Iago: Oh, nice shot, Jaf... [Abu whacks him over the head, and Iago passes out]
Joseph: [to Hipolito] Cram it, failure!
[repeated line] Emperor Joseph II: Well, there it is.
[first lines] Woman: The puffballs. Husband: When the puffballs come, cold winter's almost gone.
[last lines] Wedding Guest: Titta went away a long time ago.
[Christy and Ariel are in the shower cooling off] Ariel: Daddy, can we stay in here all day? Johnny: Sure. Ariel: Dad, America's okay. Johnny: Good. Ariel: Dad? Johnny: What? Ariel: Nothing. [laughter]
[the redux version] Hubert de Marais: Communist traitor's at home!
Dr. Dreyfuss: Be a mensch!
Kirkeby: Premium-wise and billing-wise, we are eighteen percent ahead of last year, October-wise.
