Young River: People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome.
Kaylee Frye: Sometimes people have feelings. I'm referrin' here to people.
Insp. Lombardo: [during a raid] FREEZE, FUCKFACE!
[last lines] Kambei Shimada: The farmers have won. We have lost.
Heihachi Hayashida: I'm Heinachi Hayashida, a fencer of the Wood Cut School.
Cole Sear: Grandma says hi. [Lynn looks up sharply] Cole Sear: She says she's sorry for taking the bumblebee pendant. She just likes it a lot.
[repeated line] Lynn Sear: Look at my face.
Cole Sear: Stop looking at me. I don't like people looking at me like that.
Dorothy: What's the number for 911?
Anakin Skywalker: We got 'em, R2. [R2D2 beeps]
Johnny Hooker: You're right, Henry. It's not enough. But [laughs] Johnny Hooker: it's close!
Bruno: My theory is that everyone is a potential murderer.
Senator Morton: I'll have him called up immediately. Barbara Morton: Obstructing the wheels of justice, Daddy?
Bruno: I have the perfect weapon right here: these two hands.
Pavel Chekov: Ensign Authorization code: nine-five-wictor-wictor-two! [Authorization is not recognized]
[from trailer #2] Nero: The wait is over.
[Tristan is dazed just after returning to human form] Tristan: Victoria! Yvaine: I think I preferred "Mother".
Terrence: Well, fuck my ass and call me a bitch.
Canadian Ambassador: Can I finish? Please, can I finish? [pause] Canadian Ambassador: OK I'm finished.
Brooke Shields: I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.
Saddam Hussein: [to the military] You're all really fucked now!
