[repeated line] Guy: For fuck's sake...
[Repeated line] Ulysses Everett McGill: Damn! We're in a tight spot!
Homer Stokes: These boys is not white! These boys is not white! Hell, they ain't even old timey!
[about to be hung] Ulysses Everett McGill: It ain't the law! Sheriff Cooley: The law? The law is a human institution.
George Nelson: Jesus saves, George Nelson withdraws!
George Nelson: I'm George Nelson, and I'm feeling ten feet tall!
Pappy O'Daniel: Furthermore, in the second Pappy O'Daniel administration, these boys is gonna be my *brain* trust. Delmar O'Donnell: What's that mean, Everett?
[last lines] Mr. Marlish: Come along, Victor.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy.
Captain Terrill: [to Josey] Josey Wales! You're all alone now, Wales! Lone Watie: [Extending a rifle barrel from a cabin window] Well, he's not exactly *alone*.
Vizzini: You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.
The Grandson: They're kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts?
Buttercup: [At the end of a long tumble down a hill] Oot!
Lance: If you're all right, then say something. Mia: Something.
Fabienne: Where's my Honda? Butch: Sorry, baby, but I had to crash that Honda.
Fabienne: Any time of the day is a good time for pie.
Mia: [after snorting what she thinks is coke; it's heroin] I said God Damn! God Damn... [whispering] Mia: ...God damn... [passes out]
Martin Sixsmith: [about Philomena] She told four people today that they're one in a million. What are the chances of that?
Martin Sixsmith: I was with the BBC but not anymore.
[repeated line] Philomena: Well I didn't see that coming, Martin, not in a million years!
Maximillian Cohen: 12:50, press Return.
