Neo: Mr. Wizard, get me the hell out of here!
Neo: I used to eat there. Really good noodles.
Ed Crane: Me, I don't talk much... I just cut the hair.
[repeated line] Vinny Gambini: What the fuck is that?
Max: I'm just here for the gasoline.
Dr. Stephen Maturin: Tell me this wasn't on my account. Capt. Jack Aubrey: No, not at all. I just needed to stretch my legs.
Rudy: I'm half wop, I'm half nigger. I'm not afraid of nobody.
Woody Grant: So long, Albert. Uncle Albert: So long, Woody.
Woody Grant: I won a million dollars. ER Doctor: Congratulations, that'll just about pay for a day in the hospital.
[last lines] Woody Grant: So long, Albert. Uncle Albert: So long, Woody.
Peg Nagy: I knew I didn't have a chance anyway. David Grant: Yeah? Peg Nagy: I wouldn't let him round the bases.
Ben: They know we're in here now.
Driver: If there's no room at the Hotel Genius, I'll take a room at the Hotel Imbecile.
Lou Bloom: Stay in the car. Rick: Why? Lou Bloom: Because I said so.
Rachel Cooper: Women are such durn fools.
Rachel Cooper: Women is fools. All.
Clara Thornhill: Roger... Pay the two dollars.
The Professor: War is hell, Mr. Thornhill, even when it's a cold one.
Roger Thornhill: When I was a little boy, I wouldn't even let my mother undress me. Eve Kendall: Well, you're a big boy now.
Roger Thornhill: Seven parking tickets.
William of Baskerville: I'm right.