Teddy: It's beer o'clock, and I'm buying.
[last lines] Dr. Ben McKenna: Sorry we were gone so long, but we had to pick up Hank!
Isaac Davis: They probably sit around on the floor with wine and cheese, and mispronounce allegorical and didacticism.
Isaac Davis: Years ago I wrote this short story about my Mother called "The Castrating Zionist"
Isaac Davis: It's brown water! I'm paying seven-hundred dollars a month, I got rats with bongos and a, and a frog and I got brown water here.
Mr. Banks: What's all this? What's all this? What's all this? What's all this?
Capable: There's no going back!
Jimmy Markum: Shut up! It's MY daughter! So shut up!
Jimmy Markum: Is that my daughter in there?
Celeste Boyle: Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael.
[Before kissing Christian] Satine: You're going to be bad for business. I can tell.
The Duke: ...a little frog
The Duke: Generally I like it.
Satine: Come and get me boys!
Zidler: Everything's going so well.
Satine: Harold, the cat's out of the bag!
Christian: I've come to pay my bill.
Jonathan Mardukas: Come on, cigarettes are killers. Jack Walsh: So are women.
Kris Kringle: To market, to market, to buy a fat pig! Home again, home again, jiggety-jig. To market, to market, to buy a fat hog! Home again, home again, jiggety-...
Eric: Okay's a relative term.
[repeated line] SSgt. Gorman: Goddamn Army.