Creasy: PITA, RUN! RUN! Pita: Creasy!
Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: I'm sick. Thurston Howell: Stay that way.
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: I need braces.
[repeated line] Solomon Solomon: Don't do this, Donnie!
Charlie: Twenty-three nineteen! We have a Twenty-three nineteen!
Mike: Follow the sultry sound of my voice
Yeti: Snow cone? Mike: Yuck. Yeti: No, no, no, don't worry. It's lemon.
Mike: Oh, Schmootsie-poo? Celia: Googlie Bear.
Randall: I'm in the zone today, Sullivan. I'm gonna do some serious scaring, putting up some big numbers.
Daniel Dravot, Peachy Carnehan: God's holy trousers!
Daniel Dravot: The slut bit me!
Peachy Carnehan: I have urgent business to the South.
Captain Sharp: Uh-huh. Social Services: Is that a yes? Captain Sharp: Uh-huh.
Adam Kesher: I got the pool, she got the pool-man.
Heavy-Set Woman killed By Messing: Something bit me bad!
Eliza Doolittle: I could have danced all night.
Maitre d': And finally, a wafer thin mint.
Yao: I'll get that arrow, pretty boy, and I'll do it with my shirt *on*.
[repeated line] Leonard Shelby: I have this condition.
Leonard Shelby: My wife deserves revenge, whether I know about it or not.
