Theoden: When last I looked, Théoden, not Aragorn, was king of Rohan.
Treebeard: The Ents are going to war.
Gilbert: I'm about as popular as a dose of strychnine.
Sera: Included with the rent 'round here is a complimentary blow-job.
Ben Sanderson: Look at me... I'm a prickly pear.
Ben Sanderson: I need my drinky.
Sera: Is drinking a way of killing yourself? Ben Sanderson: Or, is killing myself a way of drinking?
Martin Riggs: Roger. Roger Murtaugh: What? Martin Riggs: Uh, 10-4.
McAllister: There's no more heroes left in the world.
Simeon Weisz: The problem with gun runners going to war, is that there is no shortage of ammunition.
Frankie Dunn: Girlie, tough ain't enough.
[repeated line] Frankie Dunn: I don't train girls.
Ratso Rizzo: I'm walking here! I'm walking here!
Eddie Dane: Up is down, black is white.
Johnny Caspar: What is this, the high hat?
[repeated line] Tom Reagan: I'll think about it.
Eddie Dane: Not so fast, there, Kaputnik.
Trevor Reznik: A little guilt goes a long way.
Kasper Gutman: The best goodbyes are short. Adieu.
Kasper Gutman: These are facts, historical facts, not schoolbook history, not Mr. Wells' history, but history nevertheless.
Creasy: Revenge is a meal best served cold.
