Jack Vincennes: Oh, lookee here: the great jerkoff case of 1953.
Brett Chase: Excuse me, ma'am; just the facts.
Sid Hudgens: He's on a night train to the big adios.
[last lines] Jesus: It is accomplished!
Julien à 8 ans: A stupid game? Maybe so, but it was our game.
Colonel Ludlow: Screw'm! Screw'm all! Screw the gov'm'nt!
[last lines] One Stab: It was a good death.
Zack: 73% of all serial killers vote Republican
Saïd: Hey, I see skinheads. Fuck Hitler!
George: I almost saw Catalina!
Maj. Warren: Gentleman, he's on a hat trick!
[last lines] Sam: Well, I'm back.
Aragorn: Behold! The sword of Elendil!
Gothmog: The Age of Men is over. The Time of the Orc has come.
Gandalf: We come to it, at last. The great battle of our time.
Young Simba: Isn't it great? Young Nala: We could get in big trouble. Young Simba: I know.
Timon: Repeat after me. [clears throat] Timon: Hakuna Matata. Young Simba: What? Pumbaa: [slower] Hakuna Matata. It means "no worries".
[last lines] Mufasa's ghost: [as Simba gazes into the night sky] Remember...
[slurping up a worm] Pumbaa: Slimy yet satisfying.
Banzai: The little majordomo bird, hippity-hop, all the way to the birdie boiler. Zazu: Oh no, not the birdie boiler!
[last lines] Humbert Humbert: Quilty! Quilty?