Rupert Pupkin: Well I'm sorry. I made a mistake. Jerry Langford: So did Hitler.
Huge Goon: Fuck this shit, I'm getting the bazooka!
Military Attache: Well, up the Cooper-Church Amendment's ass!
Aman Mathur: I know I'm very sexy [growls] Aman Mathur: grrr
Aman Mathur: [in an indian accent] Jeniferr Lopez-u
Big Joe: Move it, Petuko, move it! Pvt. Petuko: Don't forget about the broads!
King George VI: [sobbing] I'm not a king! I'm not a king!
King George VI: ...a sieve of thisted siffles!
Jiji: Well, well, well... hello kitty.
1900: It wasn't what I saw that stopped me Max... it was what I didn't see.
Colin: Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady
Giosué Orefice: When can I see Mama? Guido: When the game's over.
Giosué Orefice: Look, they stopped the train to let Mom get on. Guido: Dora...
Eddie: Can we lock up and get drunk now?
Winston: He's the one we shot in the neck. [Referring to Plank] Rory Breaker: Is that right, Mr. Botanical?
Rory Breaker: Now watch out for these fellas. They've got a bit of an arsenal, and they don't mind using it.
Centurion: We'll be back, weirdo. Matthias: [quietly] Bignose. Centurion: Watch it!
Matthias: Crucifixion's a doddle. Centurion: Don't keep saying that.
Sarah: [during battle] Ludo, call the rocks!
Jareth: Hello, Hedgewart. Sarah: Hogwart. Hoggle: Hog-gle!
Sid Hudgens: Off the record, on the QT, and very hush-hush.
