[repeated line] Driss: She got the hots for me.
[repeated line] Elisa: Leave me alone.
King Westley: [after Ellie runs away from their wedding] What happened? Alexander Andrews: I haven't the slightest idea.
Oscar Shapeley: Well shut my big nasty mouth!
Edna: I didn't know the baby's powers so I covered the basics. Helen: Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers. Edna: No? Well, he'll look fabulous anyway.
Edna: [to Mr. Incredible] My God, you've gotten fat.
[In the RV, traveling to the mainland] Dash: Are we there yet? Mr. Incredible: We get there when we get there!
Henchman: Every time they run, we take a shot!
[after the Parr's house is destroyed] Dash: Does this mean we have to move again?
[the Incredibles crash/park their RV] Mr. Incredible: Is everybody okay back there? Violet: Super duper, Dad. Dash: Let's do that again!
Lucius: We look like bad guys. Incompetent bad guys!
Jeffrey Wigand: What's this have to do with the price of tea in China?
Jeffrey Wigand: [to a suspicious-looking fellow golfer] Stay away from me. Stay *away* from me!
Dr. Miles J. Bennell: They're here already! You're next! You're next, You're next...!
Becky: They're like huge seed pods!
Rita: Home. Phone Voice: Dialing office. Rita: HOME! Phone Voice: Dialing office. Rita: HOME, GODDAMN IT! Phone Voice: Dialing Dr. Sloan.
Juanito Rostagno: Grant's like me. He's a digger.
Christine 'Chrissie' Watkins: Come on into the water!
[first title card] Title Card: "Revenge is a dish best served cold" - Old Klingon proverb.
Ernie: White women call this the silent treatment... and we let 'em think we don't like it.
Pai Mei: [in Mandarin] I despise the goddamn Japs!