Marquise de Merteuil: Adopt a less marital tone of voice.
Gru: This is literature? A two year old could have written this!
Dignam: My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark
Madolyn: And I thought that I was the liar!
Yuriko Kamimura: The model's ready.
Catwoman: He's behind you. Mercenary: Who? Batman: Me.
Talia al Ghul: Shoot them. Shoot them all.
[last lines] Bernie Rose: Where's the money now? Driver: It's in the car. Bernie Rose: Come on.
Professor Abraham Van Helsing: Civilization, and syphilization, have advanced together.
Mina Harker: Take me away from all this death!
Rufus T. Firefly: [locked in a bathroom] Let me out of here! Hey, let me out of here or throw me a magazine!
Rufus T. Firefly: [on the phone] Get me headquarters. Not hindquarters, headquarters!
Rufus T. Firefly: There goes my gun. Run out and get that like a good girl.
Dalton: I'm exercising the right not to walk.
Nolan: Free thinkers at 17?
[first lines] American Radar Operator: Holy Mackerel! Call headquarters. Get the lieutenant.
Army physician: I don't know whether to get drunk or quit the practice of medicine.
Soz: I told him not to mention the elephant...
Buggin' Out: Yo, Mookie. Mookie: What? Buggin' Out: Stay Black.
Smiley: [angrily, after Raheem is killed by police] One of the police was Black.
[repeated line] Sal: Extra Cheese is two dollars.