I know they are all honest men, but my cloak is nowhere to be found.
I thought I had made the sign of the cross -- and I hurt my eye.
I wept when I was born and every day explains why.
I would rather have a donkey that can carry me than a horse that throws me.
I've fried my sausage in better pans than these.
Idiots can sometimes give good advice.
If I die, I forgive you. If I live we shall see.
If I die, I forgive you; if I recover, we shall see.
If a person is away, his right is away.
If fools went not to market, bad wares would not be sold.
If it is good then the deed is more important than the intention; if it's bad then the intention is worse than the deed.
If the devil is going to disguise himself, it will be as a monk or a lawyer.
If the doctor is fasting it is bad for the priest.
If the peacock were to look at its feet, it would stop him strutting.
If the sky falls, hold up your hands.
If there be no remedy, why worry?.
If there is still doubt do not accuse.
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
If two doctors visit a sick man, the sexton rings the bells.
If you are not good for yourself, how can you be good for others?
If you can't bite, don't show your teeth.
