There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.
A pet store is a celebration of dogs' existence and an explosion of options. About cats, a pet store seems to say, 'Here, we couldn't think of anything else.' Cats are the Hanukkah of the animal world in this way. They are feted quietly and happily b...
I try not to wear anything I have to fidget with - there's nothing worse than wearing something and pulling down the hem and re-adjusting the top. My pet hate is when girls wear those strapless dresses and spend the whole night yanking them up.
A few years ago, the city council of Monza, Italy, barred pet owners from keeping goldfish in curved bowls... saying that it is cruel to keep a fish in a bowl with curved sides because, gazing out, the fish would have a distorted view of reality. But...
Packing is my pet hate.
Dogs really are perfect soldiers. They are brave and smart; they can smell through walls, see in the dark, and eat Army rations without complaint.
I hate rats. I had a pet rat to try and overcome it. I even gave him mouth-to mouth resuscitation when he had a heart attack. But I couldn't conquer it.
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Being successful is about professionalism, and chewing gum is unprofessional. Its also a huge pet peeve of mine.
I like animals because they are not consciously cruel and don't betray each other.
The cat is a dilettante in fur.
I hate when people don't keep their word or they are late. Tardiness is a big pet peeve of mine.
We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat.
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
I've always been mad about cats.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
I don't have pet peeves; I have whole kennels of irritation.
I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldn't get a second date.
